How I Sprained my Ankle

The man in the moon and me were talking about hey diddle-diddle,

and listening to a cat with a fiddle

Then alas, a woe:

it was time for me to go.

But a cow was jumping over the moon

watching the dish run run away with the spoon.

So while I went up, the cow's hoof went down on my foot

as I went to jump home.

My ankle then went kaput,

and I could not roam.

So I sit at home while my foot heals,

eating beef with all my meals.



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