The man in the moon and me were talking about hey diddle-diddle,
and listening to a cat with a fiddle
Then alas, a woe:
it was time for me to go.
But a cow was jumping over the moon
watching the dish run run away with the spoon.
So while I went up, the cow's hoof went down on my foot
as I went to jump home.
My ankle then went kaput,
and I could not roam.
So I sit at home while my foot heals,
eating beef with all my meals.
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